Here is a sure fire money maker. With all the new aluminum foil hats being created by the conspirocy theorists out there, invest in Aluminum foil. As the higher acedemia seems to be requireing the wearing of foil hats to protect themselves and their newly brainwashed students the demand is going up for foil hats.

Another way to make money would be for someone who is creative is to write a book with diagrams on how to fold and make your tinfoil hat fashionable.