Calling the press
I have called all of the press outlets here tonight to make the following announcement. Do to the promiscuety of Miss Anna Nicole Smith. I have to stand in line here tonight and unequivically say that with the birth of her daughter. Read my lips please. I AM NOT THE FATHER OF THIS CHILD.
I wish the youngster all the best in what is sure to be a turbulent life. I just hope and pray that she does not get hanger ons like her mother had. Again I say that I am not the father of this child.
Thankyou
I wish the youngster all the best in what is sure to be a turbulent life. I just hope and pray that she does not get hanger ons like her mother had. Again I say that I am not the father of this child.
Thankyou